Me: Bee, can you go to the loo before bed, please.
Bee: Mummy, I'm not Bee, I'm Princess Leia!
Me: Alright. Princess Leia, please go to the loo.
Bee: I can't! There are Stormtroopers in there!
Me: Just use your lightsaber, it'll be fine.
Bee: But I don't have a lightsaber!
Me: Ok, use your gun, then.
Bee: I don't have a gun either!
Me: Fine, use mine *hands over imaginary gun*
Bee: But it isn't loaded!
Me: Will you PLEASE just go to the loo?!
Bee: Fine!
*slams bathroom door*
*opens bathroom door*
Bee: You nerfherder!!!
*slams bathroom door*
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